#sixteen

[fightersblood]

DEAR YGGDRASIL,

PLEASE PROVIDE DIGIMON WITH CLOTHES WHEN THEY CHANGE.

I HAVE SEEN FAR TOO MANY NAKED HUMANIZED FANBEEMON ASSES TODAY.

kthnx

No Love,
Sayu

Comments

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

Being sick will pass.

This is burned into my brain for so long as I live.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

Hrm.

I guess I've just seen enough on the internet that I just don't care enough.

...So sick's still worse.

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

...what are you LOOKING for on the internet-

Wait.

No.

Don't answer that.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

Sayu? I'm a hacker. You have to witness some disturbing things in order to use them to their full advantage.

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

...so what you're trying to tell me.

Is that you use porn.

As a weapon for good.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

For smaller threats? Yes. There's no point wasting my good viruses and worms on the lowlife that just need to be distracted.

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

...

I'm not sure what's stranger. That you didn't try to bullshit your way out of that, or that you're dead serious.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's an effective weapon, as you yourself should realise as you're being bombarded with it.

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

...I guess you have a point.

A somewhat strange point.

But, a point.

...not that we have to worry about that HERE. Unless there's some secret stash of Digimon porn somewhere on their networks, and if so I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

There probably is.

[fightersblood.livejournal.com]

...sooooooooo don't wanna be thinking about that right now, anyway.

[legendarytamer.livejournal.com]

Well, it's what the Internet is for.